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On Cry babies

On Cry babies

So I’ve been watching Masterchef USA (how massively disappointing) and we just got to the one with the three food critics. What I want to know is, why are food critics always so miserable? If I got paid to eat food, I would be the happiest person on the planet. Yet somehow each and every one of them looks like they stuck a carrot up their bum instead of tasting it.